Cutting class for dimsum.

Skipped film class because I've got nothing better to do :s Thought of going home to sleep but went dimsum with Jess instead 8D!! The intended plan was to booze at Val's place hahahahahaha ok kidding Val's brother don't come and kill us wtf.

We're like old apeks, yum ca and yak pao wtf @@

Jess went to shop for grocery wtf so rare. But she refused to use a basket -_-

Blurred upon request. Emo girl goes shopping. lol.

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Waving big pompoms for youtube! *bigtearyeyes
This is one of the places where I stalk most people wtf eesh.

I know youtube got a lot of porns wtf and it just pops out from nowhere even though the tags are non-related at all but who cares la right. I have a feeling some of you guys might go and search for porns there after reading this wtf


My all time favorite is JawKneeYah!!

A piece of meat HAHAHAHAHAHA OMGGGGG!!
I cannot tahan him hahahaha and his cover for Avril's "Girlfriend" also damn retarded lol orz


Now I'm adding in another youtuber to the list i don't know la but he's just damn random and funneh hahahah T-T Eh I didn't type his name yet ok wtf it's psymansim

Look at 5:03 HAHAHAHAHA shit I used to do that damn often! Now that I see somebody doing it and it looks very stupid wtf D:
See using chopsticks is damn good can protect yourself when you're attacked while you're eating wtf. Can poke people also!

Eh it's just a click, faster click and watch!>:(

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P/s: Eh my watch is ready to be collected tomorrow! :D!

Jack Sparrow and Sweeney Todd !

Something for you, Val! ;D

D: Intended to update yesterday but I was too tired for it. And there's no connection in Mel's new home -.- I spent 8 hours there but surprisingly I'm not bored wtf. They were having little feast for their friends who helped during the wedding. Pizzas and KFCs. zomg.

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This is the nicest picture I could find. Others are damn funneh lol.

I'm now super hyper about Johnny Depp lor :O
I always like him since I watch POC, not fanatic. I'm doing an assignment on Sweeney Todd; starring JD and that's how I got addicted again, damn. And now I'm on a mission to rewatch all his movies again T-T But I'll reconsidering Charlie and the Chocolate Factory -.-
I just wanna see him moving around talking wtf. I'm bitter like that hahaha T-T

Did anyone found out that I like muscular man? wtf.
Daniel Henney is muscular too *drools


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To reward you guys from reading my boring post...
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I'm just an old man typing behind the screen pretending to be a girl named Myke.

Hahaha! You're fooled!!

Shit damn lame kthxbai wtf.

Damn lazy.

Peekaboo!

I have 2 assignments that I have to passup on the coming Monday and I haven't finish it yet. Brilliant! This is what happens when you're too obsessed with the cockroach emoticon wtf. I'm so screwed now but yet I'm still munching on Pringles to calm myself *boohoohoo :(
I'm in deep shyat now how ar how how how now brown cow mow dow low fow bow wtf

To turn things better, I shall head over to Mel's place for a mini party tomorrow :D Kinda misses her although we haven't meet for only a week :/ There's too much juicy gossips to tell her haihhh.

Thanks to all the munch and yums that somehow turned me into a couch potato, I'm getting flabbier and I couldn't take it anymore when everyone started to say "ohhai long time no see and you're flabby and chubby now!"

D:!

I'm gonna have tongue-tummy like Adam Sandler if this continues wtf.
*nomnomnom Pringles

Determined to start sweating everyday.
Jogged today. It seriously feels good to be able to sweat again T-T

I'm blaming on people who always ffk me when I asked them for volleyball sesh >:(!

Quickie Updates.

I was told that I'm fatter already O_O

I was told that my watch cannot be saved anymore O_O

I was told that my hair is getting uglier O_O

I was told that I have a pimple on my face O_O

fakthisshit. argh!

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Anyway, about the watch I sent to repair a few weeks ago...
T-T The SA called and he said the watch couldn't be fixed anymore so they're replacing a new one for me!

:D
Because my original one has a tiny scratch on it :x

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Nothing better to do, so I taught my dictionary the f words wtf.

I think I'm very memalukan I always thought 'moobs' are men's muscular chest but apparently it's the breast/lin/tetek of a fat dude. Wtf gross @@ Click here to see an example. Didn't wanna post something this obscene in my blog hahahaha... @@

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Anyway girls, karaoke sesh in the coming weeks? :)

LRT Morons

I just watched Gossip Girls 2 Episode 9!
It's not as exciting as the previous episode and everything seems so damn cliche already! Guessed they're running out of ideas :/
But nevermind! I'm still loving it madly! Ahh all those dramas, nice clothes, upper society, rich kids, hotties...*melts

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Oh yeah, I have something to be angry about today.
I'M NOW THE HATER OF SELFISH LRT PASSENGERS!

Basically, a row of the seat could fit 6 person perfectly nice. But when I got in this morning, I saw people putting bags/files/sitting with wide opened legs on the seat. So there was only 4 to 5 people in each row. WAH WTF I was so pissed as the lrt was quite crowded at that moment. Don't they feel that they should let other people to have a seat? Yer why so muka tembok one! Can't they just put their stuffs on their friggin lap and sit properly!?

Even if there are some old gramps standing groggily, they pretended as if they're asleep so they could have the seat wtf they should be treated this way when they're old or being thrown into the old folks home because the children don't wanna drive them around or take care of them pffttt damn angry!

Other than just the seats, the second type of lrt-ers are...
PEOPLE WHO OCCUPY THE ENTIRE POLE ALL BY THEMSELVES.
I don't mind if the lrt is not at its peak hours.
The 'pole' /tiang in lrt, instead of holding onto it...There are people fking hug the whole pole and other people have to squeeze to other parts of the train, or rather forcefully hanging on the pole, additionally being have to touch the body of these selfish morons at times. Imagine they have bad BO and hairy armpits and fat and sweat like pigs. wtf. I'm not being superficial okay! Because I've encounter this before!! Damn gross okay! And thick curly oily smelly hair!! ARGH!!!

Next, this one damn annoying also. Those that refuse to give ways for people to go out. They just stood at the door like fug, especially those with hugeass traveling bags zzz. Once I was trying to get in and these bunch of morons had their bags down right infront of the door magecibai and it's damn huge why so hard to push it near the side is it why put in middle some more ugly pasar kampung bags zzz. Fan heong ha wtf.

Okay not only in the train itself.
The escalator in lrt have a notice saying that everyone should leave the right side of the escalator as the 'fast lane'. And it's damn useful to me because I always race to the lrt I don't wanna miss any trains kiasu wtf. But KL people are all illiterate or are they pretending to be illiterate HAH HAH HAH?! Duno how to read is it even angmoh also know la ok!! And to think that so many people are cursing u while you made everyone late, just because of your plain ignorance. Lrt should start selling little voodoo dolls so people who cause the traffic will be poked at!

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I just realized how much I hate selfish LRT passengers. This is such a long post wtf.
It's time to shower I'll write if I remember some in my shower wtf.

Another bad day.

I should've stayed at home today, instead of attending classes -_-!
Obviously, it's a bad day after all because I rarely regretting going to classes T-T

1) I had a bleeding scalp for banging my head directly on a toilet roll container in the school's toilet wtf where got people place that thing above head level?! I've been to that toilet a lot of times but this is the first case of head banging wtf damn angry.

2) I slept through out the lecture and was blank during the tut.

3) Went home with sore back.

Anyways. Things got worst later.

Damn emo pfft.
Issues and issues just doesn't stop piling up @@
Especially when you know what's going on but you can't do a single shit to help at all.

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It's been a long time since I camwhored wtf.
Here's one from the sister's wedding day.

Mel's Wedding.

Current face: -____- *tired. You know how sepet my eyes are.


Anyways. It was the bachelorette night yesterday but I didn't take any photo. lol.
The day started off at 6.30am today, busy non-stop until 4pm when I finally reached home O_O I even slept in the journey from the restaurant to my house even though it's just 15 mins drive away @@

I was the host for her wedding, and I think I suck big time in mandarin. I kept on uttering the wrong words with he wrong meaning. But oh well muka tembok tak tau malu :D

I cannot afford to sleep now because presentation tomorrow. orz.
I shall just post photos here. I think there are still more but not with our cams.

Alahai all the efforts are totally worth it!! ♥
(Pls look at the guy behind Andy. Wtf his disposable underwear from the
game is still there HAHAHA :x )

Ok so here's what we did to the guys basically;

1) Wear knee length hosiery and folded pants.

2) Eating all the those sweet sour bitter and spicy stuffs. (Eg: Bittergourd, Ginger)

3) Those with hosiery have to wear disposable undies too :D! I don't know la this guy he likes it on his head lol wtf

4) Bridegroom have to write what he likes about the bride on the undies, with mouth.

5) Fear Factor ala Chinese Medicine! They had dried cockroaches, earthworms, and some bugs oh and also Omega Fish Oil (just the oil, not the whole capsule!) :D!



Andy: Yeeerrrrr!!~~~*cold sweat wtf
His expression. Priceless.

6) Bridegroom writes in Chinese "力升爱美慧" in a piece of paper.

7) All the 'hengdais' have to put on thick lipsticks and kiss on that piece of paper XD

8) Sings Fish Leong song to the bride.

9) (And I've forgotten to ask them to dance ballerina while wearing on those undies and hosiery T-T WTF!!)

So romantic! Andy eat cockroaches for my sis! Hahahahahahahahaha omg this is getting stupid and funny just when I'm thinking back about it now!

It looks so ambiguous T-T

Me: Pose pose! I'm so pretty!!

okm: -_-||
Oklar this pic doesn't end up as expected ._. Lego faced.

Was the host for the day. Discussing with the bridegroom.

Now with first bro-in-law pulak. Lol.

Siblings power! XD Oh wait, do we look alike? :s

Finally a pic of okm! :x

Trophy! Dadadidumbum~
Ok wtf it's a deco on the cake. My uncle gave it to sis as souvenir lol.

Here's the 3-tiered-cake my uncle baked. Too perfect to be real :/
Damn yummy also lor :O

And this is what happened to my cheap RM50 Vincci that I wore for the 2nd time.
I looked all over the places and had all my relatives attention on my peeptoes and laughed over my misery!! T-T Why damn obvious meh where got people look at people's feet at the first glance one! Fuck it. I'm tearing the other satin ribbon out. Replacing it with something else. Maybe with huge ass badges or buttons or cute plasters wtf.
^ Okm trying to show off his new pretty leather shoes wtf i hate him T-T

Goong 3 wtf.

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Wtf shit just remembered D:
Haven't finish my assignment and I'll make fun of myself tomorrow :(!
Will come back again tomorrow!