Silent Mode.

Again,

I switched myself into silent mode.

I sleep very late and woke up super early just because I couldn't stop thinking.

School. Studies. Tests. Results. CGPA.
Internship/Work/Degree ASAP/Backpacktraveler wtf
Jobs. Ringgits. Time.
Issues. Misunderstandings. Conflicts.
Dilemmas. Right. Wrong. Matured. Immature.

I need rescue!

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Thus,
Karaoke sesh with the girls tomorrow :D

Sinful deed T-T

We're suppose to celebrate parents' anniversary tomorrow!
But the organizer was admitted to the hospital already :(
Stupid dengue pffttt thank god she's feeling all better now *bigloudsigh

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I'm very sinful today haih namoamitabha sinjoisinjoi T^T
I don't know la damn guilty now tsktsk. karma.
See I'm still blaming it on karma lol.

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I got this from an email.

Nominated as the best reply of divorce letter of the century! x)

Dear Husband,

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever.

I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and that was the last straw …..

Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk panties. You ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your shows.

You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband and wife. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.

Your EX-wife

P.S. Don't try to find me. Your BROTHER and I are moving away to Spain together! Have a great life!

The reply was...

Dear EX-wife,

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.

It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my shows so much because they drown out your constant whining and griping. Too bad that doesn't work.

I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the first thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a boy'! Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say something nice, didn't comment.

And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with my brother, because I stopped eating meat seven years ago.

About those new silk panties: I turned away from you because the £49.99 price tag was still on them, and I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed fifty quid from me that morning.

After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I hit the lottery for ten million pounds, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica .

But when I got home you were gone.

Everything happens for a reason, I guess.

I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a penny from me. So take care.

Signed,
Your EX-husband, Rich As Hell and Free!

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my brother Carl was born Caroline. I hope that's not a problem.

WTF HAHAHAHAHA :D!
The wife gets no cash and no cock lol.
Think twice before writing one!!

M.A.C M.A.C M.A.C M.A.C M.A.C

Was very happy because I had lunch with the HPC @ Sushi King.
Edamame rocks ok random.
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The level of muka tembokness is increasing because we stayed longer @ the MAC launching booth just to get the sample of the foundation base wtfwtf. Haih I want the lippie set T-T It's affordable but aiya I don't know la wtf.

I promised that I shall not splurge this month because I didn't save any last month :(

I want more M.A.Cs :(

Precisely, I want more kaching.moolah.moonay.dough.argh! orz

No pics with hpc today because we're too busy blabbering and talking cock 8D

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About the midterm, I guess I totally failed.
I did the whole question 2 wrongly and there goes my 30 marks.
fuckfuckityfuckfuckfuck arslkdfj;sdkjf;dsfkjsd;lfjsdlfj
Damn pissed because I did study, but I perceived the question wrongly T_T wtfgilababi

EMO EMO EMO EMO EMO EMO

Hmph!

I've got nothing interesting to talk about today,
oh except more assignments.

LAW my god.
0_O

Blogshopping, yes/no?

Ahhh.
Blogshopping is an addiction and it's contagious to people around you lol
*pointing at someone*

Turn-ons:
- Getting stuffs you don't usually find in retail stores.
- Save time save energy save breathe. Imagine shopping in Bangsar -_______-

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The Turn-offs:

- Expensive. I mean, MEGA expensive
Seriously, this is the major turn off that made me quit blogshopping after I bought a top for RM45 from blogshop S, and found the exact same piece for only RM20 in Sg Wang.

WTF IS THIS?!
It's acceptable if it's just a few bucks difference. But woit RM25?!
We're not stupid okay.

I just don't get it. Blogshops doesn't have to pay for rental, it's free at Blogger.com -_-!
So what's with the prices? I don't get to see or touch or try on it, and yet I'm paying for more.
I felt so cheated lor! Although not all blogshops are like that, but it's not only one or two blogshops doing this, it's like MOST OF THEM!

I checked out the prices around KL and true enough, go get those dresses from RM25 shops in BTS or Sg Wang.
Much better than buying online and stuffing money to Pos Malaysia. RM6~8 each buys?! I could pay for transportation and it's cheaper some more! wtfwtf damn angry >:(

Buying online: RM45 + RM6 = RM51 wtfshit argfgghsdljsdfkjs
Buying @ Sg Wang: RM20 + RM3 (LRT) = RM23 -_-!

See! Angry no?!


- "Colors may vary"
This is a very dangerous phrase.
Imagine it's suppose to be brown color. But in the end it turned out to be...violet.
wtf is this and you hate the color violet. mehh.


- No refund, no exchange.
Even if there is, would you send it back and again via post and bear all the postage fees again?
Or arrange and travel to somewhere to meetup with the blogshop owner?
Normally, they don't even care at all. Smart ass, they just went MIA like that!! zzz.


- Size
"I'm UK6! And of course it will fit me because it's stated UK6 there!"
Wrong. It's just a reference. Perhaps you have huge boobs for a UK6 and the bust area is just too tight for you, and now you have one extra piece you don't know what to do with it :/


So far, after buying online for less than 10 times, I'm already facing so much problems.
It's only me, yo. I believe there's still a lot that I didn't mention yet.

ARGH.

But,
no girls can resist shopping.
I admit I still blogshop I failed wtf, but I'm not buying clothes anymore unless I REALLY like it wtf.

I'm tired of getting cheated -_-~

*kiamsiap

Hmph!! >:(

Know how a vagina looks like?

WTF is this HAHAHAHAHAHA
So random ok! Watch til the end!

I bet boys will surely wonder about this when they're kids!! So here's an example, if you do this then you'll give birth all of the sudden wtf.

Playing truant.

Current mood: bfdhstrloewrfdskapoergjitwej;ofs;j!!

Total pwnage! Bravo! Johnny! wtf.

I skipped class for the 2nd time in a week. Yayyers! I'm turning into Jess wtf.
Seriously, what's wrong with me I'm not the kinda student who're bold enough to skip classes T-T

Le sigh.
Test coming on Friday. Haven't do anything and I'm still running around blowing bubbles ._.
I must tattoo the word "GO STUDY" on my hand now, seriously! /cry

And I still cannot figure out how to put on that stupid favicon T-T okla I'm stupid not the favicon lor.

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Anyway, I was skimming through this guy's blog and damn, I could list out 29 retarded statements he wrote in just a post!!
I'm not a hater, nor I am a flamer.
I'm just a happy people with a sarcastic filled throat wtf.

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Oh, one of the pic from the other day;

Witness the power of my "one-straight-line" face! -_-

Ok time to sleep. Or perhaps my Lawyaw assignment!!

Cake mania

Mmmmm :D!

1 bottle, 2 cakes, 3 bagels.
2 bitches. wtf.



Cyn: You take a bite and take picture. It's cooler like that!
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Ah, gila.

The Secret Recipe Buy1Free1 Promo is insane! Everyone was damn hyper about it and it seems like everyone shall only eat cake for this entire week, wtf.

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I'm one of the insane people who queued up for an hour just to buy a cake @ RM35 wtf :s

Anyway! There's this grumpy SR staff getting all impatient just because we requested her to tie our cake separately zzz. I'm damn pissed at her so I told Cyn about her smudged eyeliner and laughed at her. Then that's when karma bites wtf my eyeliner smudge after that too hahahaha T-T
Lesson learnt haih but I'm always remorseless of my mean statement XD

Look, who's SinTia? lololololll

Obscenity + Obesity = Obescenity X+Y+Z wtf

But i can see dimples! And batman eyes! Superpower eyelash too wtf.

*Guess what cake I'm eating, I'll give you a bite if you guessed correctly wtf*

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Only 2 among the HPC has long hair.
Chop/no? I say no. wtf.

I miss spending time with strings again.

It's called a happy cake.

P/S: I got back my watch! Brand new one! :D! *kiskiskis /aww