Booby Phone

Can someone please explain how this thing actually works?




















Does the ringtone has superpower that releases some high technology wave-X which tends to stimulate your boobs and slowly it became bigger?

Or it's some crappy nonstop vibration that works by putting your phone on your boobs and woohoo wtf


okeh I have no idea what I'm saying and neither do I have any idea what the ads were saying.


They even have a catchy line; Don't believe? Try it now!


Hah!


Have fun!


Remember to tell me if it works after you guys tried it out ^_^!

p/s: Don't ask me what am I doing at 5:01am in the morning looking at urbandict. Busted. LOL.

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Found this. About the breast enhancement ringtone. reliable? Idk ^_^

Randomboredom

Lololol so adorable :D

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Had a quickie shopping today and can someone tell me why are all the shoes nowadays look so fugly giler I can't even pick one that I really like! T_T Or perhaps I could go with those normal looking ones but they don't have my size fml orz big foot lady ;______;

Oh ya, I've got my hand on the 4th tube of MAC eyeliner today! So much for putting thick eyeliner, it finishes pretty fast too T_T Single eyelid mah what to do! It won't show if it's not thick :( I hate people with pretty eyes but they don't know how to appreciate them T_T!

Anyways, I'm bored of doing assignments. It's never ending and fking sien ok! All the subjects this semester are crappy and I know first semester is always importanttttt!!!1
I've got no life right now 'cos all I wanted is just to sleep peacefully in my comfy bed not on the study table or the sofa T________T

Farnie hunny

I find this funny.
Pay RM25 or enjoy staying in jail for 14 days. Lol?
Verdict: You need to pay for cross dressing.

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And oh, another moron in the train, and it's crowded!

You might be thinking he just wanted to tie his shoelaces but sorry no he's been putting that bag there and do something else before he really ties his shoelaces. As if people around him are transparent or what. Even if no one is taking that seat, it's still not right to put stuffs there just cos you THINK no one is gonna sit. And most people won't ask you to remove it when they wanna sit. It's pretty damn awkward.

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Had test today. Was okay. And I realized I have 1 thesis, 1 law research, and 1 marketing assignment to due on 2 weeks from now. fts @@.

Fucked up phone!

I SWEAR THIS IS THE STUPIDEST PHONE THAT EVER EXISTS!!

FUCKING STUPID THAT THE INNOVATION OF IT DOESN'T MAKES SENSE AT ALL!

Except to throw it at burglars or maybe big dangerous dogs!

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I never like this phone before cos it's ugly, seriously since the first sight I saw it when I was still working for Maxis.

Anyway, the classmate has this phone. I was effing bored in class I started to grab his phone and try to play with it. I know it's touch screen so I managed to unlock the keys but when I wanted to proceed to some other folders...it doesn't give me any reaction at all :s I tried pressing it so hard and so soft while stupid Simon and Sofea keep on telling me all sorts of ways to access to the folders. Still, nothing happened.

I knew something was wrong when they tell me to press with my nose while laughing out loud like faggots. Stupid kids. AAAAHHHHHHH.

T__________T And I was laughing at myself too at that point.
I felt stupid being stupidfy by a stupid phone. AAAAAIIIHHHHHHHH karma for making fun of people all the time pfft

Apparently, the touch screen function is only applicable to the "back", "menu" and "ok" button. Saw the 3 dots slightly below the screen? That's the only place where the touch screen is functioning! And the other parts of the screen are totally senseless to pokings so you have to navigate using the ugly neon green cursor button!!!!

FUCKING LAME OK???!?! Then what's the point of making it touch screen when it's only "semi-touch screen"?! Cibai. So damn malufying. It's not my fault for not knowing it but it's common sense everyone will thought the other part is touch screen functional also pls look at CSL phones! Almost all also fully touch screens one!! Damn canggih compared to this lapsap phone!! Just throw it away seriously.


okm you better don't get this phone or I'll throw to Eiffel. *showsfist*
and I know you love me and the dog also so just dun get this phone for good.

Nutcase!

Lol. Guess what :D




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CHICKEN BALLS!!!
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Dad: SKII contains chicken testicles.
Me : O_O
Dad: *picks up the testicles* Come I rub at your face!!!
Me : O_________________________O

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AHAHAHA MOIIIIIII!! SIU SEI NGO XD

11 years ago.

I
was
effing
cute.

LOL





And I was molested because I was in love with miniskirts wtf.
My mum sewn that pinafore when I was 7, and I grew taller pretty fast in that year -_-
See my sexy legs.

Ahhh.

I sounded like a pedophile.
WTF.

Can you believe it, the girl next to me posted this up in Facebook and I was tagged.
HAHAHA WHY SO ROUND AND FAT MY FACEEEEE!!

I was 8 back then.
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Wait til you see my photo when I was 12.

pfft.

Can srsly kill an elephant.

I still find this picture funneh wtf.

I watched TV.

I SAW SOFEA IN INTI COLLEGE TV COMMERCIAL @ Wah Lai Toi AWHILE AGO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

She's the girl who appears after a bunch of kids running scene, almost the end of the commercial.
Sideway view. That's her.

Lol. She was asking me to pay attention to the commercial a few mins ago and then the next moment, I just saw it on TV. Damn lucky okay because I rarely watch TV @@

Oklah now everyone go stalk her pfft.
And remember to record it down and upload it and then tell meeee/her kthxbai.

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Anyway,
I was so emo I went to cut my hair.
I couldn't decide whether I should cut it short or keep it long.
So it ended up looking like Wong Fei Hung
O_O

Mou Ying Kiok wtf.

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Please watch this zomg this is gila stupid and funny HAHAHAHAHA. Got this from Eu's blog LOL.
Come see me eat nipple wtf.

Sinful deed T-T

We're suppose to celebrate parents' anniversary tomorrow!
But the organizer was admitted to the hospital already :(
Stupid dengue pffttt thank god she's feeling all better now *bigloudsigh

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I'm very sinful today haih namoamitabha sinjoisinjoi T^T
I don't know la damn guilty now tsktsk. karma.
See I'm still blaming it on karma lol.

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I got this from an email.

Nominated as the best reply of divorce letter of the century! x)

Dear Husband,

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever.

I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and that was the last straw …..

Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk panties. You ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your shows.

You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband and wife. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.

Your EX-wife

P.S. Don't try to find me. Your BROTHER and I are moving away to Spain together! Have a great life!

The reply was...

Dear EX-wife,

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.

It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my shows so much because they drown out your constant whining and griping. Too bad that doesn't work.

I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the first thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a boy'! Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say something nice, didn't comment.

And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with my brother, because I stopped eating meat seven years ago.

About those new silk panties: I turned away from you because the £49.99 price tag was still on them, and I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed fifty quid from me that morning.

After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I hit the lottery for ten million pounds, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica .

But when I got home you were gone.

Everything happens for a reason, I guess.

I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a penny from me. So take care.

Signed,
Your EX-husband, Rich As Hell and Free!

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my brother Carl was born Caroline. I hope that's not a problem.

WTF HAHAHAHAHA :D!
The wife gets no cash and no cock lol.
Think twice before writing one!!

Know how a vagina looks like?

WTF is this HAHAHAHAHAHA
So random ok! Watch til the end!

I bet boys will surely wonder about this when they're kids!! So here's an example, if you do this then you'll give birth all of the sudden wtf.